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Old Johnson Says:
Why when I was a lad, hell we didn't need no Genuine Missouri Sex Stone. Hell I could beat Willy with one arm tied behind my back. But now the years have wore me down. But thanks to the Genuine Missouri Sex Stone I can beat Willy with one hand again! 5π₯ 's Hands Down
Long Johnson Says:
βIt all begin with a with a few beers, then next thing I knew Willy was Limping. Limping over here limping over there. Ever where I took Willy he limped! Then by chance I seen a hardwilly.com bumper sticker. Charged my like forever. I give the Genuine Missouri Sex Stone 5 β βs
Peter Cheater from Mahoe WI says:
The Wisconsin winter's can be really hard on Willy. Ice fishing with Willy and the Girlfriend just got where it was no fun anymore. Why it's damn near impossible to have a Hardattack when it's 30 below. I was telling a co-worker about it and she suggested a Genuine Missouri Sex Stone. Well let me tell you!!! Now I take my co-worker and my girlfriend ice fishing. Boy do I get a lot of nibbles now!! 5π₯βs plus some
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Willy Brown from Willys Hole in One Bar says:
There comes a time in ever man's life when Willy will just Limp off from his job. Trust me I know, my advice to you be proactive. Spend that 20 bucks an get yourself a Genuine Missouri Sex Stone. If you do I promise willy will be up to the task at hand. 5 π₯βs here all the way!
Mr. Johnson from Nailsit SC says
This ain't your daddies old rock. This is the Genuine Missouri Sex Stone. Hard as steel and beats a pill.